AUDITION – FILM #1

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1.

PASTOR COCO

ROBINSON-WALKER

 

It All Starts With PASTOR COCO ROBINSON-WALKER.  She Is The Eldest Daughter Of Deke And Martha Robinson.  Coco Is Defiant, Edgy, Non-Conforming And A Leader Among Women AND MEN. Coco Pastors Her Own Church In Detroit, Michigan And She Is A Good, “Stand Up” Person But Word Leaks Out That She Has Been Cheating On Her Husband And They Are About To Divorce.  So, Coco Returns To Her “Small-Minded, Small Town” Family To Regroup.

 

 

 

2.

DEKE ROBINSON

 

DEKE ROBINSON, Late 50s, “Dashingly Handsome,” Is The Patriarch Of The Robinson Family.  He Was Married To Martha Robinson For Over 35 Years.  He Goes To Church Every Sunday And Requires His GROWN Kids To Do The Same.  He Has Been Cheating On His Wife Martha Since BEFORE They Married And Has Children With Other Women. It’s Not That Deke Is A Bad Guy. It’s Just That He Has HATED Being Tied Down To Martha All These Years.  He Finally Left Martha To Marry 25 Year Old Tiara.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.

MARTHA ROBINSON

 

MARTHA ROBINSON, Late 50s, Very Beautiful But With A “Tired And Worn-Out” Look, Is Deke’s First Wife.  Ever Since They Married, Martha Has Lived In The Land Of Denial, Thinking That If She Continues To Be The “Good Church Woman And Wife” That She Is, That Deke Will Get His Cheating “Out Of His System” And Be Faithful To Her.  In The Stage Play She Is Struggling To Understand Why, After She Put Up With Deke’s Long-Time Affair With “Miss Carrie” (white dress), Deke Actually Divorced Her (Martha) And Married Tiara (blue dress).  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.

TIARA ROBINSON

 

TIARA ROBINSON Is Deke’s 25 Year Old New Wife.  She Is Sexy, Fashion Conscious And Makes It Known That She Has No Problem With Being The “Homewrecker” Or “Hated Stepmother.”  With Her “You Don’t Want None Of This!” Attitude, She EXISTS To Get Into Arguments With Deke’s Ex-Wife Martha Or His Grown Children, Most Of Whom Are Older Than She Is.    

 

 

 

 

 

5.

 PASTOR BRIAN

 

 6. 

HIS WIFE

FIRST LADY

KEKE ROBINSON

 

BRIAN JOHNSON Used To Pastor A Church In The Small Town They All Live In And Brian Has A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE Sexual Secret!  The Arrogant And Judgmental KEKE ROBINSON JOHNSON (Coco’s Younger Sister, A Wanna Be “Daddy’s Girl”) Is Brian’s Wife.  Keke Is A Revered Fashion Plate Among The Church Women And Is Put On A Pedestal And Held In The Highest Of Esteem.  Keke And Coco Have Always Been At Odds With Each Other And Now Keke Is Scandalized That Coco Is About To Expose Their Family’s Dysfunctions.   

 

 

 

 

7.

LEONARD ROBINSON

 

8.

His Wife 

NESSA ROBINSON

 

Arrogant, Ex-Football Player LEONARD ROBINSON Is Tall, Handsome And “Over-Sexed” Like His Daddy, Deke Robinson.  Leonard And NESSA ROBINSON Were College Sweethearts And Nessa Is A Dowdy, Plain Jane, “Good Christian Woman,” Who Overlooks Her Husband’s Cheating Until Leonard, Bored With His Marriage, Presents Her With A Scandalous Ultimatum.

 

 

 

 

9.

TOYA ROBINSON

 

 

TOYA ROBINSON Is A Tough Talking, “Will Put You In Check With A Quickness” Round The Way Girl.  Toya Is A Disappointment to Her Father Deke And He Constantly Lets Her Know That.  Deke Had High Hopes For Toya’s Life But She Has “Ended Up” Being A Single Mother Who Works In The High School Cafeteria.

 

 

 

 

10. 

QUEENTAVIA

ROBINSON

 

 

11. 

JENNIFER,

QUEENTAVIA’S

GIRLFRIEND

 

QUEENTAVIA ROBINSON Is A Proud Lesbian “Stud” Who Does Not “KowTow” To Her Brothers And Frequently Admonishes Them About The Way They “Run” And “Rule” Their Wives.  She Does Not Understand Why Her Mother And Father Do Not Love Her And Are Not Supportive Of Her “Lifestyle” Decision.  JENNIFER (“3j”) Is QueenTavia’s “Nice, Sweet, Devoted, Clingy” Girlfriend Who Just Wants To Be Loved.

 

 

 

 

12.

PASTOR ALISA

ROBINSON

 

13. 

HER HUSBAND,

JOHN-JOHN

ROBINSON

 

 

PASTOR ALISA ROBINSON Is A Beautiful, Fine, Upstanding Church Woman Who Married JOHN-JOHN ROBINSON, The Hot And Sexy, “Always Jokin’ And Jivin’,” “Never Do Well” Of The Powerful Robinson Family.  Alisa Is A Smart “Bible-Quoting” Leader Who Is Always Concerned With Outward Appearances.  Her Husband, Who Wrestles With Constantly Having To Put On “Appearances,” Is Always Focused On The Best Way To Annoy Alisa And Make Her Lose Her Religion!

 

 

 

 

14. 

BISHOP MYRTLE 

ANDERSON

 

BISHOP MYRTLE ANDERSON Is A Pillar Of The Church. The Bishop Is Long-Time Best Friends With Deke Robinson And Is Constantly Telling Him To Stop Cheating And To “Clean Up His Act,” Which Deke Ignores.  She Is Forceful, Pushy, Bossy And Judgmental.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. 

GERTIE ROBINSON

 

 

GERTIE PUCK ROBINSON Is The Wife Of Nick Robinson, Deke’s Son From An Affair.  Nick Rarely “Comes Around” The Robinsons But Gertie, Having Grown Up In A Trailer Park, Is A Constant Fixture At Robinson Family Events.  Gertie Constantly “Puts On Airs,” Hoping That People Will Forget She’s From A Trailer Park.  Gertie And Coco Robinson Have A Long-Standing Feud.

 

 

 

 

 

16.

PHILLIP ROBINSON

 

17. 

VY ROBINSON,

PHILLIP’S WIFE

 

 

18. 

BLISS PARKER,

PHILLIP’S

PREGNANT

GIRLFRIEND

 

Like All Of Deke’s Sons, PHILLIP ROBINSON Is Handsome And Extremely Sexy.  He Is Considered A “Great Catch” In Their Small Town, Even Though He Is Married To Popular, “Judgmental” Gospel Singer, VY ROBINSON.  Phillip, Like His Daddy, Is Constantly Cheating On Vy And Vy, Like Martha, Continues To Look The Other Way … Even When Phillip’s Girlfriend, Supermodel BLISS PARKER Announces That She Is Pregnant With Phillip’s Child And Is Going To Keep The Baby.  

(R.I.P. To Kristy Love Who Played Bliss Parker.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

19. 

“MISS CARRIE”

CALLOWAY

 

 

“MISS CARRIE” CALLOWAY (A “Haughty” Know-It-All With A “Va Va Va Boom” Body) And Deke Robinson Carried On A Public, Scandalous, Notorious Affair For Many Years. (It Was Known To Martha) “Miss Carrie” Was Deke’s Favorite Mistress, The “Love Of His Life,” … And He Constantly Allowed Her To Disrespect Martha (As He Did) … Until Carrie Left Him To Marry Her Gynecologist.  Deke Continued To Pursue “Miss Carrie” Even After She Was Married.  

 

 

 

 

 

20. 

“MISS LADY”

ROBINSON

 

 

“MISS LADY” ROBINSON Is Martha And Deke’s Daughter Who, Despite Being Beautiful And Having A “Banging” Body (“Va Va Va BOOM!”) On The Outside, Cannot Get Herself Together Emotionally On The Inside.  She Acts Child-Like And Is Always Struggling With Finances And Making Poor Relationship Choices That Her Brothers Have To Rescue Her Out Of.